Fur farmers put ALF wanted posters in vegan restaurants
Fur farmers distribute new “Wanted” poster to convenience stores, coffee shops, more.
The fur industry’s hunt for the Animal Liberation Front just got weirder.
After the Fur Commission issued bulletins telling fur farmers to call the police if their address is on the internet, and to be on alert for the release of the new Earth Crisis album, they may have topped themselves with their latest move: A hilarious Animal Liberation Front “Wanted” poster.
Fur farmers have been sent this poster and encouraged to distribute it near their farms, hoping it will lead to the capture of the Animal Liberation Front. The Fur Commission has instructed farmers to:
“..post [the wanted poster] to bulletin boards in your area. All-night convenience stores on major highways are a prime location, as are coffee shops and ‘vegan’ restaurants/markets.'”
No explanation is offered as to why a Midwest gas station is a strategic location to court tipsters, why the word “vegan” is put in quotes as though it is obscure slang, or how a hokey stock photo of a burglar might aid in the ALF’s capture.
The text of the poster reads:
Animal rights extremists have been attacking family mink farms all over North America. These attacks, besides being cruel and traumatic to the animals, are federal crimes and fall under the Animal Enterprise Terrorism Act. Hundreds of animals have now suffered and painfully died due to these assaults on hard working families and their farms. The perpetrators are not heroes, or idealists; they
are felons that break into and destroy people’s livelihood, terrorizing families in the dead of night. In order to help stop these offenses, Fur Commission USA is offering a $5,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of those responsible.
After 10 fur farm raids in 5 months, the fur industry has gotten desperate. So desperate, they are apparently willing to embarrass themselves by using a wanted poster template reminiscent of one found in mall photo booths in the vain hopes a tipster will stumble upon their plea at an Idaho gas station.
If you see the man in the above photo, you know what to do.
GOD BLESS THE ALF
UGGGHHH! Fur Farmers are despicable people!!!!
Rampant animal abuse while they reap the profits from horrific treatment of animals.
Stupid & unethical people!!!! They’re blaming on ALF WHAT JUST THEY MAKE TO NONHUMAN ANIMALS: “(…) Hundreds of animals have now suffered and painfully died due to these assaults (…)” YOU HAVE NO HEART FUR FARMERS, U-ARE-THE-ONES WHO ARE SKINNING ALIVE THOSE POOR CREATURES, YOU-ARE-THE-ONES WHO MAKE THEM SUFFER BEYOND IMAGINATION!!!! U ALL DESERVE JAIL!!!!
LEAVE ALF ALONE. THEY ARE MY HEROES. LIKE MR. LUTHER KING FOR AFRO-AMERICAN & NON RACIST WHITE COMMUNITY. YOU ALL FUR FARMERS DO BEHAVE LIKE CRIMINALS, AND YOU ALL WILL BE MURDERERS UNTILL THE DAY U STOP SKINNING ALIVE, ELECTROCUTTING THOSE POOR ANIMALS JUST FOR GREEDING AND SPECIECISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP YOUR BLOODY WAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are so right. The cruelty is unimaginable. I hope everyone on these fur farms suffer and die the same way they treat these poor innocent animals.
Come to Ohio. Hit the raccoon and fox farms.
This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. These fur farms need to put wanted signs up for themselves on how they are cruel in murdering animals. They should post photos of how they execute the animals. The fur farm workers are the felonies here. Furm farms your a joke.
I just read the report for the 2013-14 fur expo and sales. Fur sales have declined and they blame it on the Russian crisis. Russians are afraid of buying furs due to the economic uncertainty. However, how can they explain why Chinese sales have also declined and it’s the same for many country in the world. I think they are mad and trying to vilifie the ALF. F*** them!
Keep up the Great work ALF!!!!! I love the fact that they try to make ALF seem like they are making animals suffer when it is those evil sadistic greedy shitheads who do the real harm! The day you released those animals was the best day of their lives!
I love you all… keep up your good work.. god bless you.. VEGAN LOVE!!!!!
You guys are real heroes to these poor animals being killed and striped of their fur. The Fur Farms are cruel and horrible. Keep going ALF. You’re awesome.
fur farmers are as low as it gets. They are cruel, despicable monsters. This trade has no place in today’s world, it is a heinous act and these guilty people should be ashamed of themselves and all they do. This business has to be stopped!!!
As long as (in)famous and other brainless celebrities like Paris Hilton, Joanne Rivers, J.Lo, Natalie Cole, Lindsay Lohan, L.Minelli, etc… wrap themselves in coats which cost the lives of 40 slaughtered animals each, the greedy servants of the brainless ones, like Armani, Azria, Scervino, VeraWang, Prada, etal will continue to vacuum in the dirty bucks .
worried about the animals my ass if they were worried about the animals they wouldnt be killing them for their fur YAY ALF!!
Fur farm animal exploiters have been attacking and skinning minks, foxes, and bobcats all over North America. These attacks, besides being cruel and traumatic to the animals, should be felonies that fall under the Cruelty to Animals Act. Hundreds of animals have now suffered and painfully died due to these assaults on animal families on these farms. The perpetrators are not hard-working farm families, they are monsters who destroy innocent lives in the name of “livelihood,” causing these caged animals misery day and nite. In order to stop these offenses, various animal advocacy groups are offering legal assistance and moral support for anyone who is harassed or arrested for allegedly rescuing or freeing these doomed animals. Please, if you have any information about persons newly busted for helping animals, call ************************* or contact any fur industry abolitionist group.
It is all so sad! You should hang
your heads in shame fur farmers!!
THANK YOU ALF
Hilarious !!!! Honestly ! Surely no one is stupid enough to pay any Attention to this !!! You GO ALF!!!! I Love you !!!
Yeh because vegans would be the first people to turn in an A.L.F. member. NOT!
I’m hoping none of the activists wear those masks around the streets in broad daylight because they’ll get nabbed for sure! I agree, nothing to do with the animals getting harmed but it does sound good when alerting the public to the damage these “vegans” do.
Good work everyone. Thanks for all you do to “empty the cages”.
What a great idea ALF wanted posters in vegan restaurants It will give us all a good laugh while we eat our food Go ALF you rock
Someone on twitter is advertising their new book (Amazon, I think) the plot is-
Aliens rescue earths animals from humans on earth!
thinking of reading it myself-
sounds like a good plot to me- only the animals here should not need rescuing- especially from temples, labs, rituals, meat industry etc…
ALF KEEP SAVING THESE POOR SKINNED ALIVE ANIMALS. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU DO AND WILL DO.. WE ARE ONE.
I agree with the idea that fur farming is an atrocity on a massive scale, but the poster has a point in that the mink would be traumatised, many would die soon afterwards, and the liberation would cause huge damage to the ecosystem. what would your response to this be?
Do we really need fur? When we have fake fur? Just saying it’s that simple
Testing on animals for humans? Totally different genetic make up. Just torture for no reason